Woah, didn't see you there. Trail Talks here, Monica speaking.
Well, it's happening. Evin and I will be separated for the first time in our brief, but sensational, Trail Talks career. We spent the last year backcountry skiing and snowboarding because everything else in our lives was boring, guiding on the Arkansas River with the lowest water the area has seen in 20 years, and emasculating the lads next to us at the crag. If you follow our adventures through Instagram or the gushing of your highly intelligent sister, you might know we take our pursuits very seriously and almost never wear slowly-disintegrating straw hats or button-up shirts covered in blue seahorses while climbing, skiing, canyoneering, or on Tinder dates.
Since we will be unable to video ourselves together on our adventures as we've done so far in our burgeoning feminist revolution, we decided to make Trail Talks a truly immersive multimedia experience by including completely academic and highly researched reports in the written word.
In addition, Evin and I have realized our conversations are socially groundbreaking and would like to share some of our insights. These will be titled "Things We're All Thinking But Nobody's Saying." I would advise our families against reading these. Unless you're prepared to look us in the eye knowing the things to which we'll be confessing...
In addition, Evin and I have realized our conversations are socially groundbreaking and would like to share some of our insights. These will be titled "Things We're All Thinking But Nobody's Saying." I would advise our families against reading these. Unless you're prepared to look us in the eye knowing the things to which we'll be confessing...
The reason for our separation: I will be striking off to New Zealand for the next few months as soon as the night sweats subside, and Evin will be sending it hard snowside in the really-fucking-cute town of Crested Butte, Colorado. Therefore, we will be posting stories of our respective adventures as well as past ones. And of course, the Things We're All Thinking But Nobody's Saying," because we're mavericks.
*Disclaimer: Trail Talks accepts no responsibility for trips and plans gone wrong due to our reports or negative consequences resulting from a reader modeling our behavior that we somehow get away with. Unless there's a really good story out of it, then we accept full and ultimate responsibility.
